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Fed up with show biz for the time being, Gleason was a big buddy of Henry Fonda and told his son Peter who had already made up a pro bono poster for the abandoned project, "Sure kid, go ahead and make a movie out of it." Peter smiled wide as Jackie said, "And away youuu goooo!" The rest is cinematic histrionics, and this thought-lost movie poster was discovered shortly after Gleason's death in Originaldo's junkyard above the headliner of a coversion Volkswagen Mini Bus driven into the ground by Dennis Hopper. Jane Fonda Tuner was working out in Baghdad in 2003 and unavailable for comment, except to say, "No doubt, brother Peter had help on putting this poster together by Art Corny." |
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"Young or old, moneyed or wanting, lame or fortunate, leave your diversions of comfort, greed and reverie. Flood my torch with only your goodness, and then together our spirits will grow forever."
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"George Bush's Heads of State" "Mahatma Ghandi's Fight Club" "Bill Clinton's Matrix" "Bing Crosby in Bing Goes Bang Bang" This totally authorized poster was put together by Originaldo's son Waldo who has served very discretely for some years as the Bush dynasty's key private advisor. The awesomely shocking image is a slightly retouched photo taken aboard Air Force One showing the heads of state that will birng liberation to Iraq. A bust of a smiling George washington was sculpted by Waldo especially for the photo op. One of Barbara Bush's literacy students designed the "No-Nukes" logo. The glowing image of Lady Liberty outside the Oval Window was rendered by Kate Smith's niece. Neo-Fascist Fundamentalist Re-Colonists in Liverpool just recently put together this "Fight Club" poster to try and show that Ghandi's peace antics were phoney and that he was really a closet street brawler. Strangely enough, Mahatma's followers have themselves embraced the image, after changing the title to "Blight Club," to show that peaceful resistance is often more of a painful struggle than violent aggression, or so they told Originaldo's favorite cub reporter Jiminy Olson. This "MyTricks" poster was put together by Brutus Carville's p.r. staff to try and convince Clinton to run for a third term despite the Moniker Lewdinsky indescretion. Carville hoped to lobby Congress to amend the constitution to allow more than two terms by allowing each Congressperson to screen test with Miss Lewdinsky multiple times. But according to Hillary Rodham's pedicurist (Originaldo's Little Rock Cousin) the First Lady persuaded Carville to delay the plan until 2008 when she wins what misoynist shock jocks will certainly dub The Ovary Office. This totally unauthorized poster was put together by Ursula Andress's butler who happened to be Originaldo's illegitimate Uncle Raz. Ursula had a passionate crush on Bing Crosby and tried to persuad Ian Fleming to use his clout and replace Sean Connery with Bing. Ursula is said to never have made love without one of Bing's records spinning next to her. Needless to say, Sean deservedly remained the one and only 007 but he did agree to have White Christmas played every time he and Ursula embraced, both off and on screen. .
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"The Power of Body Language?" |
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"Kookie Robert's Flushdance" Okay, dance fans, we've all seen tour de farce Flashdance, starring Jennifer Beals. But ever wonder what happened to young Jennifer after the box office smash? Well the photo shown here explains it all. No, it's not a poster; its a photo showing Journalism student Jennifer Beals standing in front of a bawdy poster, reviewing Kookie Roberts performance in Flushdance, a video production of Vassar University School of Mad Arts. A Paramount talent scout saw Jennifer's preview on campus cable and decided immediately that Beals' pouting mouth was the one that needed to play in the big screen version. "Flushdance" was changed to "Flashdance" to make it seem more family friendly and the rest, as we've said many times before, is history. Paramount, an equal opportunity provider, offered Kookie a spot on David Brinkley's Sunday Morning Show, provided she changed her name from Kookie to Cokie, and everybody was happy...except for the audiences who loved Jennifer in Flashdance. She decided to pass up all the big Hollywood sequel bucks and go back to journalism school. The silly, idealistic girl. The Flushdance poster hangs beside Cokie's dressing room mirror to help her get pumped up for Sunday Morning interviews with guys like Hairy Kissinger or even Originaldo hisself. Ain't fate funny, friends? Public toilet flusher to world events expert. "James Dean: Old Fart at the Wheel or Rubble Without a Cause?" The obvious question from looking at this old book cover? "Was James Dean really only 24 when he died?" We'll never know for sure. Because only the cover of this book has surfaced so far. It was discovered nailed to the wall of a junk yard in Southern California last year by Originaldo himself when his old LeBaron blew its radiator after crossing the desert headed for Hollywood.
Wheels, the young man who now owns the rather luxurious salvage yard claims that all he knows about it is that his grandfather, Motor Mouth was indeed the man who towed away the twisted wreckage of the Porsche that James Dean died in and that he actually only discovered the book cover last year when his grandfather died.
Though Wheels said his grandpa never mentioned the actual book cover, he did tell him more than once that he had secretly discovered something very, very strange in the smashed glove compartment...an old battered book without a cover that a man named Dean James wrote about staying young forever, in 1910. Wheels also admitted to Originaldo that grandpa sold the actual book to MGM for $250,000.
So we can only speculate what this all means. Did Motor Mouth rip the cover off himself and keep it as an insurance policy? Was James Dean really an old man named Dean James,a super fitness freak with an expensive rug? Was James Dean really a reckless driver or did someone sabotage his car's brakes and steering? It is curious that two of Deans' three movies weren't released until after his death.
Or, was the accident itself simply a case of just another old fart at the wheel? Who the heck knows, maybe Motor Mouth's story is just so much bullshit and retouched photos and James Dean was really 24 and the twisted wreckage of his car was tragically nothing but "rubble without a cause.""Sting King PU Body Builder" What's the King of Horror doing with the Bionic Woman? We all know how Sting (as close friends truncate Stephen King's name) almost got killed on his bicycle a few years ago. But what we don't know, until now, is how he spent several months recuperating at Privileged University School of Medicine and became very familiar with their Human Gnome DNA project.
Lindsay Wagner, former star of the Bionic Woman and one of his many show biz friends, came to visit him one day and urged him to spend his time in the hospital body building and writing a new book. Very seriously, Sting said, "Only if you help me. See, Lindsay, I been laying here, lucky to be alive, and have finally realized I've wasted my great literary gift on writing mindless stories about talking cars and mad dogs and spooky hotels. Now, i realize I need to use my reputation to educate my readers of the real life horrors of playing with nature's DNA and so many other things. Will you help me?"
So for nine months, they labored together on the brilliant book you see here. It was written as a cautionary black comedy tale with a very serious prophetic message. But, sadly, Sting's publisher said it was too far off base and controversial for his readers, that he should just stick to his old formula. And before Sting could find another publisher Privileged University put a restraining order on his manuscript, claiming it devulged priveleged information he had stolen from PU's labs.
Sting and Originaldo are at this moment trying to get the restraining order lifted and show the world what the future will hold if left to short-sighted ex-Star Trekkies. For now, the only enlightenment on this deadly subject will have to come from this bizarre book cover Lindsay put together and later smuggled out of the court room...while Sting distracted all present by boldly exposing his new pumped-up physique. "A $100 contempt of court fine is a small price to pay for getting out the truth," he later told Originaldo while jogging past Gold's Gym and pointing,"and there's a joint with its very own brand of PU," Sting King said, flatulating freely.
"Piddler at the Podium" So where in Allah's name does the saga of this terroristic opium den poster begin? At birth, of course...when the frustrated doctor who delivered little Yassir slapped Yasser's mother in the face instead of Yasser's prune-shaped butt. Mrs. Arafat took one look at her little baby's face and said, "Oh, I see why you slapped me, Dr. Plo." And as impressionable Arafat grew up all his playmates in the sand teased him about how he had been hit by Allah's ugly stick." So "Y" as his family nicknamed him, decided at Sandstone University to go into show business and prove to his family how pretty he really was. But SU had no dramatics department so Yasser temporarily changed his name to Yassel and visited Israel's prestigous King David School of Drama and tried out for Fiddler on the Roof. He never even came close to getting the part, but the failed audition was all the evidence he needed to blame the Jews for his people's woes, and he pimped his little sister to pay a hungry Jewish artist to make up this phoney poster to show his friends back home. To tell the truth, the poster isn't all that phoney, because as soon as he got home, Y began fiddling in his very own rooftop shit house where nobody could see him, building bombs to blow up school buses headed for grade schools in the King David School District. "Ya gotta kill them little kikes in kindergarten, before they're big enough to keep you from driving them all into the sea," Y always said to his psychopathic followers. "To make an awful long and drawn out story short, "Ain't fate funny again," Originaldo says, "from Fiddler on the Roof to Piddler at the Podium and finally Shitler in the Sand."
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After blowing the whistle on Mussolini, Alberto emigrated to America and had an artsy firstborn he named Alfred "E for Einstein" Newman. Young Alfred E. wrote a screenplay about his father Alberto's estranged relationship with Albert but never got it published. Why? You guessed it. The Beatles eventual manager saw Alfred's promo poster, changed Uncle Alberto to Uncle Albert and Appall to Apple. Brian Epstein died the day after his deal with Newman and his check bounced after naive Alfred had already signed the rights over, So the Beatles made millions singing silly love songs and Alfred E. Newman found a unigue job in the comic book industry..and the rest is Mad history with a message of quasi-genuis. |
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"Joe Lieberman's Campaign Headquarters" "Jerry Seinfeld's Hairdresser Diet" "Ross Perot's Parrot Patriots"
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